me: you need to open your eyes to find jesus.

me: don't you have bieber fever?

r: no. i got the vaccine.

T: bleaah! I'm making weird noises at you to show I'm not happy about that decision!

me: Did you hear? I'm gonna be calling myself "Empress" from now on.

me: I should be the WalMart teacher of the year.

M: I would only do that if you were stung by a jellyfish.